Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Useless fact of the Day: Lots of Teens use Facebook

Today's emarketer email blast leads off with a report stating that while 95.9% of teens use Facebook there are signs that it is vulnerable to a downturn.  I guess at almost 96% there is no place to go but down what with an increase of more visual platforms, such as Snapchat, Vine and Instagram for the Selfie Generation. 

I have to ask, who gives a rat's ass?"  Why is this important?

I'm puzzled by the laser-like focus marketers place on this segment. They seem to have locked themselves into believing the Pepsi Generation style of marketing to youth works, and by getting teens today you'll have them for life.  It didn't work then, it doesn't work now, and it won't work tomorrow. 

This myth is as persistent as an antibiotic-resistant dose of clap.  First, teens have no money except what they get from parents, and it is usually spent on clothing or accessories. music, and food.  What do they value?  One survey showed that 75% of teens would choose new shoes over 50 new mp3 downloads and 63% would take new jeans over concert tickets.

Second, even if a marketer gets a teen to "like" their brand, it is probably because "Brittney said it was cool." It means nothing—except that Brittney is an influencer.  And getting a teen to say they would use a particular service is as valid as her saying she'll clean her room (I have three daughters).  Despite the promises and best effort, I still needed a Bobcat and a coal shovel to clear a path from the door to her closet.  

I'm not slagging the demo, but too much time and resources are spent chasing a mirage.  Everything the pundits, the gurus, and hucksters say about teens and their media habits is either an assumption or wishful thinking.  Or they're selling books. It is time to grow up and look at the demo that has the money to spend.  

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